Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Romney??? No.

The bloviators, or at least one of them, are talking up the not-so-secret presidential aspirations of one Mitt aka Mittens Romney. Let's all save ourselves a lot of trouble and slap that one down pronto. Friend Elias is the final word on Mittens, now that Romney is a Fraud publishes only intermittently. (I know, I know...)

Note to the voting public: Mitt does not govern. Mitt poses.
    The Boston Globe briefly interviewed former Governor Dukakis today who noted that while Governor Romney has pursued his four year vendetta against Turnpike Authority Chief Matt Amorello, the roads and bridges of the Commonwealth have been falling to pieces thus undercutting The Viceroy's alleged commitment to highway safety...

    ...It is not politically correct to say nice things about the Duke these days but there you have it...every pot-hole from here to North Adams is a little monument to Romney's superficial stunt oriented governing style.

    To which Humble Elias will only add, that the roads in Belmont, Romney's nominal home town are among the worst in Middlesex County. Some of them invite comparison to the cratered wasteland that is the Sea of Serenity on the Moon.
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