Wednesday, June 21, 2006

The Great Fluffernutter Scandal of 2006


is bravely - and deftly - handled by Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy.

Hearing the word "fluff" in relation to childrens' lunches sent Rachel Maddow over the edge on her show this morning.

She's from California, and I hear that said Marshmallow Fluff is manufactured in only one place in the country: Lynn, Massachusetts. I recommend that the uninitiated spend some time acquainting themselves with this local delicacy - and don't miss the jingles or the informative FAQ page!

We Massachusetts parents genuinely care about the health and well-being of our children. Hence, fluff for a new age:
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I kid you not.
Ingredients: rice syrup, organic sugar, barley malt and Nielssen Massey vanilla.

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